Friday, March 2, 2012

35 MPH.

I got stuck behind some FUCKING MORON merging on to the highway.

Traffic was moving a steady 65 mph.

The genius middle-aged woman on her cellphone in front of me managed to accelerate to 35 mph by the time the on-ramp ended.

My life, my vehicle, my well-being; all in danger because this fucking idiot is too busy chit-chatting on her cellphone.

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I pull into my neighborhood and the person behind me decides 30 mph down a NEIGHBORHOOD ST. is TOO FUCKING SLOW.  Nothing like driving like a fucking idiot around your neighbor's children on a warm, sunny day.

Yeah, the woman in my neighborhood wanted to drive faster than the woman merging onto the highway.

I FUCKING HATE THE PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET.

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